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WE BACK, NERDS

3/1/2019, 11:27:39 AM

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HEY MOM why does your 10-year-old have sexy negligee HEY WHY MOM

3/1/2019, 11:35:41 AM

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Dawn is already a disaster which is how I know she's gonna fit right in on this show

3/1/2019, 11:42:44 AM

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*crosses all items off To-Do List with big red marker and replaces them with PROTEC BIRB*

3/1/2019, 11:47:34 AM

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@joseinextdoor

shut up baby I know it

3/1/2019, 12:29:18 PM

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James: *has a Carnivine*

Me: Oh that's DEFINITELY going to eat him

Pokemon, two seconds later, never letting me down:

3/1/2019, 12:37:24 PM

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@joseinextdoor

No Lies Detected

3/1/2019, 1:08:15 PM

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@joseinextdoor

good golly but Paul is a relentless bummer

3/1/2019, 3:11:48 PM

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Universe: Brock you gotta cool it with the flirting.
Brock: Haha okay sure, so I'm gonna get my ear pulled again?
Universe: No, we're going to have a frog wail on you with poison jabs.
Brock:
Universe: Just really go to town those organs.
Brock:
Universe: Guts like a Muk my dude.

3/2/2019, 8:22:48 AM

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shybuns

3/2/2019, 8:33:54 AM

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oh my GOD Dawn/Zoe is such a quality ship

3/2/2019, 9:17:36 AM

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I love that Jessie handed Meowth an envelope full of stickers and his immediate thought was "These are clearly for bedazzling the children."

3/2/2019, 7:56:55 PM

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when you're a mess but don't want anyone else to notice

3/2/2019, 10:04:08 PM

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Brock's Croagunk 100% shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

3/2/2019, 11:16:34 PM

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Speaking of Pokemon who are definitely murderers

3/3/2019, 10:37:22 AM

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SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh.......

it wasn't an official contest and she won using Ash's stupid Aipom

but

...i guess i'll take it

3/3/2019, 10:57:47 AM

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This is heart-melting at least 💖

3/3/2019, 11:03:04 AM

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@joseinextdoor

You beautiful idiots

3/3/2019, 11:06:45 AM

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@joseinextdoor

They've been apart for 20 minutes

3/3/2019, 10:05:24 PM

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You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
BROCK'S CROAGUNK

3/3/2019, 10:23:49 PM

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though he be but smol, he is fierce

3/3/2019, 11:03:47 PM

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In this season Team Rocket has said "bloody," "hussy," and "sad sack," which means some~body~ got upgraded to a Y7 rating~ ☆

3/4/2019, 12:02:49 PM

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Extremely rude of Pokemon to pit my girl against my birb and expect me to pick a side to cheer for

3/4/2019, 12:49:16 PM

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A costumed heist, the return of both Gardenia and Nando, AND Bomber Jacket Jenny?!

I'm only 5 minutes into this episode and it's already a banger.

3/4/2019, 3:16:54 PM

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Can I offer you a magic birb in these trying times

3/4/2019, 5:08:35 PM

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@joseinextdoor

This is truly the episode that keeps on giving

3/4/2019, 5:32:43 PM

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Would someone please explain to poor HotBuns over here that Pikachu is already in a committed albeit extremely complicated relationship with Meowth

3/5/2019, 1:59:24 PM

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So have y'all just been secretly sabotaging every plan for the last 9-odd seasons or

3/5/2019, 2:59:35 PM

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Jessie fell asleep halfway through the motto, but it's okay, James has been practicing his ventriloquism

3/5/2019, 6:05:25 PM

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I was gonna stop here for the day but the episode description informs me that Professor Gary F. Oak will be in the next one, so [SMASHES PLAY BUTTON]

3/5/2019, 6:21:17 PM

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Hunter J has *got* to start investing in slipperier trucks

3/5/2019, 6:37:32 PM

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Gary and Zoe are never allowed to meet, the world could not handle that much spiky-haired coolness in a single room

3/5/2019, 6:57:02 PM

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natsukashii

3/6/2019, 11:50:02 AM

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Dawn/Piplup Power Duo Appreciation Tweet

3/6/2019, 12:39:58 PM

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OH WELL IF THAT'S ALL

3/6/2019, 2:36:06 PM

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I hate Paul

SO MUCH

3/6/2019, 2:53:12 PM

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