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I almost choked on my ramen

3/19/2019, 6:52:14 PM

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Jenny Garofalo

3/19/2019, 7:28:41 PM

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OH NO it's a "Team Rocket breaks up" episode and even though I know they'll be back together by the end of it I AM STILL VERY UPSET D:

...More to the point, JESSIE and MEOWTH, you two KNOW you can't leave James alone! He has no sense of self-preservation! HE WILL DIE.

3/20/2019, 11:27:47 AM

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NOT COOL, POKEMON

3/20/2019, 11:32:10 AM

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WELP, James ran off on a suicide mission to catch a shiny serial killer Metagross in hopes that it'll convince Jessie and Meowth to come back. Damn do I know these characters well.

(Thankfully, Jessie knows him pretty well, too.)

3/20/2019, 11:39:49 AM

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The hero appears! The hero appears! The hero appears!

3/20/2019, 11:44:00 AM

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James thinks they're about to die, but turns out the only person getting murdered today is me 😭💖

3/20/2019, 11:50:31 AM

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"Look how much Team Rocket loves each other, JUST LOOK AT IT" continues to be the best type of Pokemon episode, and "Noodles! Roamin' Off" is Top Five material.

3/20/2019, 12:21:18 PM

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April 2, 2009 - On This Day in Anime, Pokemon goes widescreen and I no longer have to trim the black edges off my screenshots 🎉

3/21/2019, 8:56:23 AM

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Alright Ash, Pikachu, you had a good run, but Dawn and Piplup will be taking over as The Best PokéPair from here. Everybody else can go home now.

3/21/2019, 10:54:11 AM

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"Brock and James are best friends but Brock is too face-blind to realize it" may be the best running gag on this show to date

3/21/2019, 11:24:20 AM

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First of all, how dare you

3/21/2019, 12:42:16 PM

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In 12 years we've gone from "kids won't know what rice balls are" to "kids totally know what kiai means."

I can only assume that by 2019 Ash will be calling people Senpai and hollerin about how kawaii Pikachu is.

3/21/2019, 2:16:03 PM

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halp birb too cute i'm forget how to word

3/22/2019, 12:25:25 PM

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I hope it's a Mewbile Suit

3/25/2019, 10:44:34 AM

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Me in Japan every time I successfully fumbled through an interaction with a server or sales clerk

3/25/2019, 12:46:30 PM

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Switching from the public to the private account like

3/25/2019, 2:02:23 PM

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Team Rocket continuing to spend their money wisely

3/25/2019, 2:56:18 PM

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In a 3-episode span, the surprise skills James picked up from being a rich kid have run the entire gamut from "totally reasonable" to *spits out coffee*

3/25/2019, 3:14:49 PM

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So THAT'S how spaceships reenter the atmosphere

3/25/2019, 4:27:09 PM

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"Where No Togepi Has Gone Before" begins with "what if Evil Togepi" and ends with "the gang crash-lands a rocket." In between there's mistaken identity, mind control, alien attacks, and a baby fight. It is absolute buck wild nonsense.

A+, 10/10, 5 stars, 100%

3/25/2019, 5:08:20 PM

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Jessie got sick and can't compete in the latest Contest - but never fear. She has an understudy.

3/26/2019, 2:06:41 PM

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James Before the Contest: I don't wanna do this, I don't wanna be here, I just wanna lose and go home

James By Round Two:

3/26/2019, 2:10:38 PM

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THEY'RE GOOD BOYS BRENT

3/26/2019, 2:34:35 PM

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As much as I enjoy the Pokemon dub, I do wish there was legal access to a subbed version if for no other reason than I'd really like to know what the heck prompted a joke about Sai no Kawara here

3/27/2019, 12:11:13 PM

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"We just HAPPENED to be going to the same place! It's not like we WANT to help you rescue Jessie and James from Team Galactic or anything, WINK."

The hoops the gang is willing to jump through to keep up this whole "sworn enemies" charade is cute, really.

3/27/2019, 3:14:19 PM

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Did the animators give up halfway through drawing this scene or did James just forget how sitting works

3/27/2019, 3:41:26 PM

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Like any officer worth their salt, Detective Looker is always prepared for a pun at a crime scene

3/27/2019, 4:34:41 PM

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Inside Team Galactic HQ versus Outside Team Galactic HQ

3/27/2019, 8:42:10 PM

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Critic Brain: Gosh I love how fully DP has committed to being an ensemble show. This is as much Dawn & Brock's series as it is Ash's and the Galactic showdown perfectly encapsulates that.

Shittweeter Brain: Teehee, the one who paired with Brock also has its eyes closed

3/27/2019, 9:15:09 PM

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Why do we even HAVE that button?

3/28/2019, 10:16:15 AM

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[cue Night on Bald Mountain]

3/28/2019, 10:43:18 AM

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A good friend will blast you off to help you escape from your evil fiancee.

A GREAT friend will blast off with you.

3/28/2019, 10:58:10 AM

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Pokemon just lowered my blood pressure and added three years to my life

3/28/2019, 3:16:48 PM

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Thus endeth Season 12! Have some high-caliber Anime Faces from my favorite trash thieves to celebrate.

3/28/2019, 4:53:53 PM

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