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INTERGALACTIC BATTLETARY, BATTLETARY, INTERGALACTIC

The Pokemon Season 12 thread has arrived!

3/19/2019, 12:34:30 PM

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@joseinextdoor

(Twitter immediately crashed after I tweeted this, presumably to punish me for my bad song)

3/19/2019, 12:48:27 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Standing up in a hammock

3/19/2019, 1:19:36 PM

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Beginning of this season is a bit unremarkable but Meowth did say "boo-yah," so

3/19/2019, 2:50:46 PM

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@joseinextdoor

CARNIVINE LEARNED VINE WHIP BECAUSE JAMES WAS SAD, WHAT A GOOD LEAFY BOI

3/19/2019, 4:12:35 PM

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Extremely reasonable response to having your snack time ruined

3/19/2019, 6:02:04 PM

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I almost choked on my ramen

3/19/2019, 6:52:14 PM

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Jenny Garofalo

3/19/2019, 7:28:41 PM

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OH NO it's a "Team Rocket breaks up" episode and even though I know they'll be back together by the end of it I AM STILL VERY UPSET D:

...More to the point, JESSIE and MEOWTH, you two KNOW you can't leave James alone! He has no sense of self-preservation! HE WILL DIE.

3/20/2019, 11:27:47 AM

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@joseinextdoor

NOT COOL, POKEMON

3/20/2019, 11:32:10 AM

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WELP, James ran off on a suicide mission to catch a shiny serial killer Metagross in hopes that it'll convince Jessie and Meowth to come back. Damn do I know these characters well.

(Thankfully, Jessie knows him pretty well, too.)

3/20/2019, 11:39:49 AM

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@joseinextdoor

The hero appears! The hero appears! The hero appears!

3/20/2019, 11:44:00 AM

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James thinks they're about to die, but turns out the only person getting murdered today is me 😭💖

3/20/2019, 11:50:31 AM

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@joseinextdoor

"Look how much Team Rocket loves each other, JUST LOOK AT IT" continues to be the best type of Pokemon episode, and "Noodles! Roamin' Off" is Top Five material.

3/20/2019, 12:21:18 PM

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April 2, 2009 - On This Day in Anime, Pokemon goes widescreen and I no longer have to trim the black edges off my screenshots 🎉

3/21/2019, 8:56:23 AM

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Alright Ash, Pikachu, you had a good run, but Dawn and Piplup will be taking over as The Best PokéPair from here. Everybody else can go home now.

3/21/2019, 10:54:11 AM

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"Brock and James are best friends but Brock is too face-blind to realize it" may be the best running gag on this show to date

3/21/2019, 11:24:20 AM

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First of all, how dare you

3/21/2019, 12:42:16 PM

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@joseinextdoor

In 12 years we've gone from "kids won't know what rice balls are" to "kids totally know what kiai means."

I can only assume that by 2019 Ash will be calling people Senpai and hollerin about how kawaii Pikachu is.

3/21/2019, 2:16:03 PM

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halp birb too cute i'm forget how to word

3/22/2019, 12:25:25 PM

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I hope it's a Mewbile Suit

3/25/2019, 10:44:34 AM

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Me in Japan every time I successfully fumbled through an interaction with a server or sales clerk

3/25/2019, 12:46:30 PM

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Switching from the public to the private account like

3/25/2019, 2:02:23 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Team Rocket continuing to spend their money wisely

3/25/2019, 2:56:18 PM

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In a 3-episode span, the surprise skills James picked up from being a rich kid have run the entire gamut from "totally reasonable" to *spits out coffee*

3/25/2019, 3:14:49 PM

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So THAT'S how spaceships reenter the atmosphere

3/25/2019, 4:27:09 PM

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"Where No Togepi Has Gone Before" begins with "what if Evil Togepi" and ends with "the gang crash-lands a rocket." In between there's mistaken identity, mind control, alien attacks, and a baby fight. It is absolute buck wild nonsense.

A+, 10/10, 5 stars, 100%

3/25/2019, 5:08:20 PM

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Jessie got sick and can't compete in the latest Contest - but never fear. She has an understudy.

3/26/2019, 2:06:41 PM

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James Before the Contest: I don't wanna do this, I don't wanna be here, I just wanna lose and go home

James By Round Two:

3/26/2019, 2:10:38 PM

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THEY'RE GOOD BOYS BRENT

3/26/2019, 2:34:35 PM

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