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eXamine Your, uh... Zigzagoon?
It's the Pokemon Season 19 thread!
6/17/2019, 12:49:29 PM
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this reference is extremely low-hanging fruit but if I have to think it every time they say the new critter's name, then you do, too
6/17/2019, 12:53:49 PM
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Lion King remake looking a lot better than I expected
6/17/2019, 2:04:46 PM
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Confession: While I wouldn’t say I *dis*like XY, I have spent a decent chunk of it mildly bored and wondering when we’re going to get back to the showcases.
Speaking of... [smashes play an episode called "A Dancing Debut"]
6/17/2019, 4:01:12 PM
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how
6/17/2019, 4:09:49 PM
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EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND,
Meowth is making biscuits
6/17/2019, 4:15:16 PM
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Cheerleader James believes in you!
6/17/2019, 4:23:55 PM
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AHHHHH TEAM ROCKET WON A THING AGAIN, THIS EPISODE IS AS PERFECT AS ITS CRIME FAMILY ❤️🖤
6/17/2019, 4:31:45 PM
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Welp, Team Flare just sealed their fate by deciding to pick on the twerps. There’s only one team allowed to pick on those twerps, thank-you-very-much!
6/17/2019, 5:18:30 PM
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Team Rocket getting blasted on "juice" will never not be hilarious to me
6/17/2019, 5:49:08 PM
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someone help this poor girl
6/18/2019, 11:40:41 AM
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I want to give Haven Paschall a medal for these magnificent Serena screams
6/18/2019, 11:49:52 AM
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hold me closer mighty dancer
6/18/2019, 12:19:30 PM
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The PokeCast is far too queer for this old-timey heteronormative dance party but at least Meowth and Wobbuffet got to go as each other's dates
6/18/2019, 12:33:32 PM
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Meowth finally took the plunge and invested in his own Rose of Versailles cosplay, now the gang can go to events together! 🎉
6/18/2019, 1:00:14 PM
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I don’t often say this about Pokemon animation but DAYUM
6/18/2019, 1:46:22 PM
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Apparently Jessie qualified for the Master Class Showcase off-screen, which means Team Rocket’s been causing their usual mischief ON TOP OF butting heads with Team Flare ON TOP OF earning princess keys. That is some god-tier work-life juggling, gang.
6/18/2019, 2:41:52 PM
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...altho I am a bit miffed that we wasted all that time on ninja and birb drama when we could've been spending it on Jessie's showcases :T
6/18/2019, 2:43:32 PM
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I'm glad Jessie finally has a girl friend she can do fun girl stuff with together, like strutting the runway or straight stabbing a dude.
6/18/2019, 3:04:29 PM
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HECK YEAH TOP THREE FINALISTS. None of them is going to beat the reigning champ of course, but that's okay, they're all queens in my heart. 💖
6/18/2019, 3:19:40 PM
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Serena's Mom Best PokeMom
6/18/2019, 5:29:55 PM
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Serena ain't too shabby herself actually
6/18/2019, 5:40:09 PM
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Pokemon is a love story
6/18/2019, 5:54:52 PM
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continuously amazed at what you can and can't sneak past the censors for a kids' show
6/19/2019, 1:40:32 PM
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"Cause we're short a Rosalie for this weekend's Rose of Versailles photo shoot, so, I mean, like, if you're free..."
6/19/2019, 2:13:22 PM
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Ash has spent the past few episodes slowly losing control of his mind and body as he fuses with a ninja frog and Pokemon thinks this is cool but IT'S HORRIFYING??, so please enjoy this soothing image instead
6/19/2019, 3:23:06 PM
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Bonnie I love you but the name Greninjash was RIGHT THERE
6/19/2019, 3:41:44 PM
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Ash was being a dick so Serena chewed him out while wailing on him with snowballs.
Yes. I like this girl.
6/19/2019, 7:07:51 PM
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I’ve been nursing a li'l pet theory for a while now that Clemont also has a crush on Ash and, y’know what? I’m gonna go ahead and count this as confirmation.
6/19/2019, 7:20:32 PM
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...Alright, Pokemon. I’ve low-key hated your Greninjash arc because it felt like a whole lotta Get Stronger At Any Cost bullshit, but y'all brought it back around to “Ash is at his best when he’s focused on cooperation and compassion,” so I guess I'm on board with you now.
6/19/2019, 7:32:46 PM
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Jessie and I both just lost several years off our lives x_x
6/19/2019, 8:27:40 PM
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Yeah yeah yeah Ash is mind-melding with his frog or whatever but DID YOU SEE THE EPISODE WHERE Clemont and James got REALLY EXCITED about TOYS??
6/19/2019, 8:40:58 PM
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Countdown to the robot uprising begins
6/20/2019, 1:01:09 PM
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Best part of tournament arcs continues to be off-the-clock Team Rocket getting SUPER invested in their little brother’s battles
6/20/2019, 1:54:25 PM
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can’t believe Ash transcended the illusion of the self and shattered the boundary between souls for a silver medal
6/20/2019, 2:21:18 PM
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sit down Thanos
6/20/2019, 2:47:23 PM
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Gyrados mega-evolves into Chonky Gyrados. Absolute unit.
6/21/2019, 12:28:42 PM
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"These children, who are destined to lose... what kind of world are they capable of making?"
"They haven't lost yet, have they?"
damn, Pokemon and Malva are legit me a pep-talk over here
6/21/2019, 12:38:00 PM
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How dare you suggest I am crying over a Pokemon episode again, HOW DARE
6/21/2019, 12:53:16 PM
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I WAS WRONG, CLEMBOT WASN'T A MURDERER, HE DIED TO SAVE US ALL. I'm sorry I doubted you RoboLad 😭
6/21/2019, 2:43:03 PM
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So it’s not just Clemont - ALL scientists in the PokeVerse are bad at naming things
6/21/2019, 2:58:54 PM
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ah-hem ASH KETCHUM I believe you owe Team Rocket an apology for all those times you introduced them as “the really bad guys,” thanks
6/21/2019, 3:22:14 PM
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Zquishy
6/23/2019, 11:19:20 AM
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Team Rocket decided to become broadcast journalists on a whim and may I just say, CONSUMMATE PROFESSIONALS, never stopped reporting, saved hundreds of lives, where’s their Peabody already
6/23/2019, 11:23:47 AM
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This impromptu group performance is the Twerp/Rocket bonding I live for 💖
6/23/2019, 12:18:54 PM
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Serena is going to Hoenn to enter Pokemon Contests and presumably become BFFs with the Contest Crews of seasons past, and I am once again so very, very sad I don’t get to watch that show
6/23/2019, 12:32:07 PM
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The shy kid and the hyper kid finally became friends 😭👏
6/23/2019, 2:14:19 PM
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Come now, don’t lie to the poor mouse, Ash will have forgotten all of you by the time his plane lands
6/23/2019, 2:17:13 PM
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Real Talk: I loved the way they framed this, the toes on the escalator is a beautiful shot
Goof Talk: ok but they're like ten so we all know Serena just awkwardly smashed her face against his and probably missed the lips altogether and their noses are both super sore now, right
6/23/2019, 2:26:27 PM
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And XY comes to an end! Very Deep Final Thoughts below, as per tradition:
-not the best, not the worst, but definitely the horniest PokeSeries
-needed more showcases, fewer ninja
-ScienceSibs are gonna save, rule, and/or explode us all
-nothing but respect for MY Kalos Queens
6/23/2019, 8:03:24 PM
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Also per tradition, a good crime family to end the thread! Gourgeist & Inkay might be the best PokePair Jessie & James have had to date, and since they’re sure to be written out next season, let’s wrap up by honoring these perfect Power Duos. 🧡💙
6/23/2019, 8:41:25 PM
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