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@joseinextdoor

The poor souls in charge of localizing all these Pokemon puns are gonna deserve several raises and their own Hawaii vacation by the time this series is over

8/14/2019, 4:08:19 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Let 👏 Meowth 👏 say 👏 fuck

8/14/2019, 4:24:51 PM

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@joseinextdoor

James thought they were still doing intro poses but they’re not still doing intro poses

8/14/2019, 4:37:29 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Pokemon, I love you, but this is just a toucan

8/14/2019, 4:55:35 PM

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@joseinextdoor

backpack borb backPACK BORB BACKPACK BORB

8/14/2019, 5:12:00 PM

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@joseinextdoor

The hedgehog’s dilemma

8/14/2019, 6:08:42 PM

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@joseinextdoor

help I can’t stop laughing at this background Eevee

8/14/2019, 6:21:12 PM

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@joseinextdoor

We interrupt your regularly scheduled TL to bring you a Litten in a pet cone

8/14/2019, 7:04:00 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Ash's first grand trial required him to solve a Pokemon problem without battling, so he battled a different Pokemon so that Pokemon could solve his Pokemon problem by battling for him.

LOOPHOLED, BABY.

8/14/2019, 7:39:02 PM

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@joseinextdoor

The Ten Commandments (1956)

8/19/2019, 3:29:38 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Jessie and James fish with Ekans and Koffing lures, MY HEART

8/19/2019, 4:38:22 PM

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@joseinextdoor

H-hey, Monkey’s Paw? When I said I missed the old running gag where James's Pokemon loved him so much they kept trying to eat him, THIS WAS NEITHER THE “LOVE” NOR THE “EAT” I HAD IN MIND

8/19/2019, 5:51:40 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Avast, me hearties! Quality 'ship spotted off the port bow!

8/19/2019, 6:19:36 PM

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@joseinextdoor

I’m only 14 episodes in and already stocking up on tissues for all the cries I'm gonna cry when this perfect bear gets written out of the show at the end of the year

8/20/2019, 2:50:47 PM

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@joseinextdoor

The localization is back to dropping terrible pop culture references and pun-tastic titles, this really is the best season since Diamond & Pearl

8/20/2019, 3:24:14 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Me snuggling my cat

8/20/2019, 4:28:39 PM

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@joseinextdoor

THIS IS CHEATING, POKEMON, nobody's heart can handle an Old Doggo and Smol Kitty story ;_;

8/21/2019, 1:48:21 PM

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@joseinextdoor

gosh this is some gorgeous cinematography

8/21/2019, 1:51:28 PM

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@joseinextdoor

"One Journey Ends, Another Begins" is about how sometimes people need time to grieve and that's okay; you don't have to "make it better," you just need to let them know you're there for them while they process.

Pokemon is Good, y'all.

8/21/2019, 2:08:14 PM

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Retweets: 46

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@joseinextdoor

Season 20 Premiere: "Meet Kiawe, a Serious and Responsible trainer surrounded by dorks."

Season 20 Mid-Season: "All hail Kiawe, King of the Dorks!"

8/21/2019, 4:09:16 PM

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@joseinextdoor

“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”

8/21/2019, 6:41:53 PM

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@joseinextdoor

oh no I love these baby edgelords

8/21/2019, 7:06:55 PM

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@joseinextdoor

I’m sure someday the horror movie screeches they play every time Mimikyu appears will stop being hysterical to me.

...Someday.

8/21/2019, 8:23:38 PM

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@joseinextdoor

That's a hell of a callback, Pokemon

8/22/2019, 4:48:46 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Pokemon blew their entire animation budget on a baseball filler episode and, honestly, God bless ‘em for it

8/22/2019, 5:14:56 PM

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@joseinextdoor

KILL THE UMPIRE

8/22/2019, 5:32:45 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Anyway ‘scuse me while I add “Very Good Baseball Episode” to my Everest-sized mountain of evidence that Pokemon would be a better show if Jessie, James, and Meowth just quit Team Rocket and stayed on as recurring goofball older sibling-types

8/22/2019, 5:39:11 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Hear ye, hear ye, the Pokemon Company doth hereby decree that enough American kids know what curry is that we no longer have to localize it as "stew."

8/23/2019, 2:39:48 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Lillie spent the entire Stoutland Treasure Hunt working up the courage just to get on a Stoutland and the cast treats this as exactly as praiseworthy as the treasures the others brought back.

I LOVE THIS SUPPORTIVE SCHOOL AND THESE GOOD GOOD KIDS.

8/23/2019, 3:22:43 PM

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@joseinextdoor

um excuse me sirs, ma'am, but do you have a license to fly that bearcraft?

8/23/2019, 4:46:40 PM

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@joseinextdoor

I was certain Mallow and Kiawe were my frontrunners for Alolan Best Twerp, but Lana is making a STRONG push here in the back half of the season.

8/23/2019, 5:14:10 PM

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Retweets: 5

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@joseinextdoor

Olivia is so powerful she can wield Distinguished, Functional, AND Disaster Energy at any given moment

8/24/2019, 12:59:23 PM

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@joseinextdoor

WOW, I just realized Team Rocket has barely been in the last cour and (while I do miss them dearly) I am somehow NOT threatening to mutiny?

That might be the highest compliment I could possibly pay Sun & Moon, honestly.

8/24/2019, 1:33:21 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Mimikyu’s cosplay got busted so Jessie took it shopping and, why yes, it IS exactly as good as you'd expect

8/24/2019, 5:08:34 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Please protect this moe elder god.

8/24/2019, 5:19:25 PM

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Retweets: 29

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@joseinextdoor

Me ‘n’ Jessie: Laughing at James’s bad jokes for 20 years

8/24/2019, 5:37:44 PM

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Retweets: 8

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@joseinextdoor

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody says their name

8/24/2019, 6:24:47 PM

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@joseinextdoor

NO, I am NOT getting emotional about the Kanto Krew Reunion, YOU wipe the tears out YOUR eyes

8/24/2019, 7:21:44 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Pokemon is going to kill me with nostalgic fanservice - but man, what a way to go

8/24/2019, 7:39:15 PM

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@joseinextdoor

Misty/Lana is QUALITY what the heck

8/24/2019, 8:00:48 PM

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@joseinextdoor

snoogle

8/24/2019, 8:07:36 PM

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@joseinextdoor

“So Brock, what’ve you been up to these past seven years?”

“Oh, you know, just spending time with my siblings, going to vet school - AND GETTIN SWOLE.”

8/24/2019, 8:22:31 PM

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Retweets: 4

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@joseinextdoor

Sorry Rotomdex, but this is the Indigo League, where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter

8/24/2019, 8:33:48 PM

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@joseinextdoor

And that's a joyous end to a joyous season!

It strikes me that in my rush to appreciate the new Team Rocket Pokes I didn't spend NEARLY enough time appreciating the returning ones, so let's end the thread with some stray images of Meowth and the good blue boi enjoying Alola🌴

8/24/2019, 9:44:56 PM

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Retweets: 4