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Work buried me alive for a while, but I've dug my way out and can feel a cool ocean breeze on my face. And you all know what that means:

It's time for the Pokemon Season 21 thread!

9/20/2019, 2:20:03 PM

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Backpack Besties~

9/20/2019, 2:21:44 PM

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Completely distracted from the Very Important World-Building Dialogue by Pikachu playing with a baby universe

9/20/2019, 2:46:48 PM

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help, Team Rocketā€™s food truck uniforms are Too Cute

9/20/2019, 3:10:35 PM

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To whoever on the PokeStaff smashed their hands into the writer's room table and shouted "LET'S BRING JIGGLYPUFF BACK" after 14 years:

You are a hero and a scholar, and I tip only my fanciest of hats to you.

9/20/2019, 3:28:05 PM

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"""""Sleepover"""""

9/20/2019, 4:10:26 PM

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"AND the horse you rode in on!"

9/20/2019, 4:44:04 PM

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Wobbunet

9/20/2019, 5:36:22 PM

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AHAHAHAHAH even the elder gods hate Faba

9/23/2019, 12:42:49 PM

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I was all set to make an Indiana Jones joke but dammit if Pokemon didnā€™t beat me to it

9/23/2019, 1:10:45 PM

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With the Pokegods as her witness, Mama Bear is going to hug the last few drops of villainy right out of Team Rocket

9/23/2019, 1:34:42 PM

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Me in Season 1: Clefairy are literal aliens flying around in a literal spaceship, Pokemon is SO WEIRD.

Me in Season 21: Yep Ash and his friends are riding a sun lion into a wormhole to stop a cosmic jellyfish from fusing with Lillieā€™s mom, seems like your typical weekend.

9/23/2019, 1:53:23 PM

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Ash and Pikachu are heckin adorable this series

9/23/2019, 2:34:34 PM

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I'm trying really hard not to flood these threads with Bewear love but LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE, JUST LOOK AT IT

9/23/2019, 4:02:05 PM

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The Professorship has been awarded one (1) ā€œsquee.ā€

Thatā€™s one ā€œsqueeā€ awarded to the Professorship.

9/24/2019, 2:24:50 PM

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Nobody is having more fun than the Sun & Moon animation team

9/24/2019, 3:04:12 PM

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Jigglypuff fell asleep during a sing-off with Komala and it drew on her face and now they are best friends.

It took them 19 years but Jigglypuff finally got the heartwarming conclusion she deserved. šŸ’–

9/24/2019, 3:33:37 PM

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Jessie LIVES for PokeDrama

9/24/2019, 4:13:18 PM

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Jessie & Meowth Anytime James Gets Hurt: Oh, come on, youā€™re fine, shake it off, letā€™s go.

Jessie & Meowth the SECOND James Tells Them Heā€™s Actually Not Fine This Time:

9/24/2019, 4:18:18 PM

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I always knew that someday, someone was going to call James out on his destructive lack of self-worth & *finally* push him towards fighting for himself.

I just... didnā€™t think it would come from a poisonous starfish in the middle of an unfathomably stupid love triangle.

9/24/2019, 4:37:35 PM

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I don't know if this episode is good or bad but it's definitely amazing

9/24/2019, 4:43:59 PM

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The conflict appears to have been resolved by having Boy Toxapex ALSO fall in love with James, so,

I mean,

I guess,

Congratulations to Pokemon on its first canon bi character?

9/24/2019, 4:50:34 PM

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Speaking of heckin adorable duos

9/24/2019, 8:26:09 PM

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GO GO POKE-RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POKE-RANGERRRRRS!

9/25/2019, 12:54:25 PM

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Also shout-out to the character designer for giving everyone the same Ultra Guardians uniform design instead of trying to stuff the girls into impractical skirts.

9/25/2019, 12:57:22 PM

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They named the swole bug "Buzzwole" and defeated it by having a flex-off. All of which begs the question:

Pokemon: Great anime, or GREATEST anime?

9/25/2019, 1:14:35 PM

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[Team Rocket smashes through the side of their food truck, overturning honey jars and trampling malasada dough]

"Did someone say PERFORMING ARTS??"

9/25/2019, 1:38:27 PM

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9/25/2019, 2:13:51 PM

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Me trying to pick my favorite Alolan twerp

9/25/2019, 3:08:56 PM

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The Pokemon ping-pong episode not only featured an homage to ā€œPing-Pong the Animationā€ (including a character with ā€œDragonā€ in his name and copious amounts of split-screens), but they ALSO worked in an ā€œAim for the Aceā€ reference, CAUSE WHY THE EFF NOT

I am in awe of this series

9/25/2019, 3:31:21 PM

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Uncle Meowth is so proud of his little orphan LittenšŸ§”

9/25/2019, 4:00:37 PM

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Damn, Pokemon, this episode about an evil Texan businessman using underhanded tactics to try to buy a native family farm and turn it into a fancy resort is ON POINT

9/26/2019, 12:44:46 PM

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The police held the crooked businessman accountable, proving that the Pokemon World is still roughly 1000x better than our own.

9/26/2019, 1:09:30 PM

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Lana, much like James, is just too powerful for her own good.

9/26/2019, 3:25:11 PM

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oh my GOD I just realized this episode was called "Dewpider Ascending" and yes "Dewpider" rhymes with Jupiter, bless the absolute incurable nerds on the localization staff

9/26/2019, 3:46:09 PM

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I'm dying, this is the Team Rocket equivalent of stuffing pillows under your covers and sneaking out at midnight to smoke pot with your friends. MOMā€™LL NEVER FIND OUT!

(Mom is totally going to find out.)

9/26/2019, 4:06:16 PM

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I appreciate that Sun & Moon has found ways to give James some confidence and heroic moments while still remembering that he is The Softest Of Boys.

9/26/2019, 4:31:15 PM

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|:<

9/27/2019, 12:11:26 PM

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Rowletā€™s special ability is that it can fall asleep anywhere and Iā€™ve never been so jealous of a Pokemon in my life

9/27/2019, 12:43:16 PM

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MOM FOUND OUT

9/27/2019, 1:31:02 PM

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TEAM ROCKET DO THEIR Z-MOVES TOGETHER ā€˜scuse me I have to go die again

9/27/2019, 1:43:42 PM

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Let's pause for a few moments to enjoy the perfect crime family executing the perfect Z-Move before Pokemon inevitably comes up with some cockamamie reason for why they don't get to win this fight

9/27/2019, 1:57:17 PM

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Aaaand there it is, right on schedule -_-

ELECTROWEB IS NOT A DEFENSIVE MOVE, POKEMON, Mimikyu won this fight fair and square and you know it, YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT

Whereā€™s my margarita mix. Iā€™ve got a pound of salt that I need to use :T

9/27/2019, 2:05:14 PM

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I see it took the evil businessman a whole 11 episodes to get the charges against him dropped ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ Once again, Pokemon is on point

9/27/2019, 5:27:04 PM

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Sun & Moon keeps things fresh by covering a lot of different characters and plot threads, and I really enjoy about 99% of what it does...

But not gonna lie, I'd also be perfectly content if the show was nothing but Pokemon Pro Wrestling from here til the end of the series

9/27/2019, 5:31:46 PM

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GLOW Season 4 here we come

9/27/2019, 5:36:56 PM

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These costumes are so powerful they blasted me through my wall and into my neighborā€™s living room

9/27/2019, 5:59:14 PM

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THIS IS ONLY A SLIGHT EXAGGERATION, I AM TWEETING THIS FROM THE FLOOR

9/27/2019, 6:03:18 PM

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I've been going out of my way NOT to shorten "Pokemon Sun & Moon" to "Pokemon S&M," but, I mean, if the thigh-high boot fits...

9/30/2019, 1:06:39 PM

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"Paint me like one of your Kalos newts."

9/30/2019, 2:01:28 PM

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This is what happens when Altaria gets wet and Iā€™m crying

9/30/2019, 2:57:38 PM

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Melemele Island Joy and Jenny hanging out off-the-clock is my favorite Alolan subplot

9/30/2019, 5:13:53 PM

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Pokemon: "A new Ultra Guardian sapped all the adultsā€™ energy and made them totally exhausted!"

Me: "Ah so what you're saying is it made them adults."

9/30/2019, 5:22:00 PM

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"YOU'RE HELPING TO SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, DAMMIT."

BearMom is tough, but fair.

10/4/2019, 2:37:43 PM

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If Pikachu had a nickel for every time he's had to say goodbye to a best friend ;_;

10/4/2019, 2:50:09 PM

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Today on Pokemon: Ash and Kiawe join a cult

10/4/2019, 3:05:14 PM

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HEY KUKUI how bout you tell your wife that she's married to her celebrity freebie, HEY HOW BOUT YOU DO THAT ALREADY KUKUI

10/4/2019, 3:37:21 PM

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Fandom brings people together

10/4/2019, 3:48:15 PM

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I can't believe Faba's redemption arc is the best character development of the season

10/4/2019, 4:08:49 PM

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And that's a wrap on another delightful season of Sun & Moon!

It'll be a bit before I end another PokeThread, so please take some happy Rockets for the road~

10/4/2019, 4:34:27 PM

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