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Work buried me alive for a while, but I've dug my way out and can feel a cool ocean breeze on my face. And you all know what that means:
It's time for the Pokemon Season 21 thread!
9/20/2019, 2:20:03 PM
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Backpack Besties~
9/20/2019, 2:21:44 PM
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Completely distracted from the Very Important World-Building Dialogue by Pikachu playing with a baby universe
9/20/2019, 2:46:48 PM
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help, Team Rocket’s food truck uniforms are Too Cute
9/20/2019, 3:10:35 PM
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To whoever on the PokeStaff smashed their hands into the writer's room table and shouted "LET'S BRING JIGGLYPUFF BACK" after 14 years:
You are a hero and a scholar, and I tip only my fanciest of hats to you.
9/20/2019, 3:28:05 PM
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"""""Sleepover"""""
9/20/2019, 4:10:26 PM
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"AND the horse you rode in on!"
9/20/2019, 4:44:04 PM
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Wobbunet
9/20/2019, 5:36:22 PM
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AHAHAHAHAH even the elder gods hate Faba
9/23/2019, 12:42:49 PM
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I was all set to make an Indiana Jones joke but dammit if Pokemon didn’t beat me to it
9/23/2019, 1:10:45 PM
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With the Pokegods as her witness, Mama Bear is going to hug the last few drops of villainy right out of Team Rocket
9/23/2019, 1:34:42 PM
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Me in Season 1: Clefairy are literal aliens flying around in a literal spaceship, Pokemon is SO WEIRD.
Me in Season 21: Yep Ash and his friends are riding a sun lion into a wormhole to stop a cosmic jellyfish from fusing with Lillie’s mom, seems like your typical weekend.
9/23/2019, 1:53:23 PM
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Ash and Pikachu are heckin adorable this series
9/23/2019, 2:34:34 PM
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I'm trying really hard not to flood these threads with Bewear love but LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE, JUST LOOK AT IT
9/23/2019, 4:02:05 PM
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The Professorship has been awarded one (1) “squee.”
That’s one “squee” awarded to the Professorship.
9/24/2019, 2:24:50 PM
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Nobody is having more fun than the Sun & Moon animation team
9/24/2019, 3:04:12 PM
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Jigglypuff fell asleep during a sing-off with Komala and it drew on her face and now they are best friends.
It took them 19 years but Jigglypuff finally got the heartwarming conclusion she deserved. 💖
9/24/2019, 3:33:37 PM
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Jessie LIVES for PokeDrama
9/24/2019, 4:13:18 PM
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Jessie & Meowth Anytime James Gets Hurt: Oh, come on, you’re fine, shake it off, let’s go.
Jessie & Meowth the SECOND James Tells Them He’s Actually Not Fine This Time:
9/24/2019, 4:18:18 PM
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I always knew that someday, someone was going to call James out on his destructive lack of self-worth & *finally* push him towards fighting for himself.
I just... didn’t think it would come from a poisonous starfish in the middle of an unfathomably stupid love triangle.
9/24/2019, 4:37:35 PM
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I don't know if this episode is good or bad but it's definitely amazing
9/24/2019, 4:43:59 PM
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The conflict appears to have been resolved by having Boy Toxapex ALSO fall in love with James, so,
I mean,
I guess,
Congratulations to Pokemon on its first canon bi character?
9/24/2019, 4:50:34 PM
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Speaking of heckin adorable duos
9/24/2019, 8:26:09 PM
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GO GO POKE-RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POKE-RANGERRRRRS!
9/25/2019, 12:54:25 PM
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Also shout-out to the character designer for giving everyone the same Ultra Guardians uniform design instead of trying to stuff the girls into impractical skirts.
9/25/2019, 12:57:22 PM
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They named the swole bug "Buzzwole" and defeated it by having a flex-off. All of which begs the question:
Pokemon: Great anime, or GREATEST anime?
9/25/2019, 1:14:35 PM
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[Team Rocket smashes through the side of their food truck, overturning honey jars and trampling malasada dough]
"Did someone say PERFORMING ARTS??"
9/25/2019, 1:38:27 PM
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9/25/2019, 2:13:51 PM
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Me trying to pick my favorite Alolan twerp
9/25/2019, 3:08:56 PM
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The Pokemon ping-pong episode not only featured an homage to “Ping-Pong the Animation” (including a character with “Dragon” in his name and copious amounts of split-screens), but they ALSO worked in an “Aim for the Ace” reference, CAUSE WHY THE EFF NOT
I am in awe of this series
9/25/2019, 3:31:21 PM
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Uncle Meowth is so proud of his little orphan Litten🧡
9/25/2019, 4:00:37 PM
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Damn, Pokemon, this episode about an evil Texan businessman using underhanded tactics to try to buy a native family farm and turn it into a fancy resort is ON POINT
9/26/2019, 12:44:46 PM
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The police held the crooked businessman accountable, proving that the Pokemon World is still roughly 1000x better than our own.
9/26/2019, 1:09:30 PM
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Lana, much like James, is just too powerful for her own good.
9/26/2019, 3:25:11 PM
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oh my GOD I just realized this episode was called "Dewpider Ascending" and yes "Dewpider" rhymes with Jupiter, bless the absolute incurable nerds on the localization staff
9/26/2019, 3:46:09 PM
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I'm dying, this is the Team Rocket equivalent of stuffing pillows under your covers and sneaking out at midnight to smoke pot with your friends. MOM’LL NEVER FIND OUT!
(Mom is totally going to find out.)
9/26/2019, 4:06:16 PM
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I appreciate that Sun & Moon has found ways to give James some confidence and heroic moments while still remembering that he is The Softest Of Boys.
9/26/2019, 4:31:15 PM
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|:<
9/27/2019, 12:11:26 PM
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Rowlet’s special ability is that it can fall asleep anywhere and I’ve never been so jealous of a Pokemon in my life
9/27/2019, 12:43:16 PM
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MOM FOUND OUT
9/27/2019, 1:31:02 PM
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TEAM ROCKET DO THEIR Z-MOVES TOGETHER ‘scuse me I have to go die again
9/27/2019, 1:43:42 PM
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Let's pause for a few moments to enjoy the perfect crime family executing the perfect Z-Move before Pokemon inevitably comes up with some cockamamie reason for why they don't get to win this fight
9/27/2019, 1:57:17 PM
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Aaaand there it is, right on schedule -_-
ELECTROWEB IS NOT A DEFENSIVE MOVE, POKEMON, Mimikyu won this fight fair and square and you know it, YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT
Where’s my margarita mix. I’ve got a pound of salt that I need to use :T
9/27/2019, 2:05:14 PM
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I see it took the evil businessman a whole 11 episodes to get the charges against him dropped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Once again, Pokemon is on point
9/27/2019, 5:27:04 PM
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Sun & Moon keeps things fresh by covering a lot of different characters and plot threads, and I really enjoy about 99% of what it does...
But not gonna lie, I'd also be perfectly content if the show was nothing but Pokemon Pro Wrestling from here til the end of the series
9/27/2019, 5:31:46 PM
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GLOW Season 4 here we come
9/27/2019, 5:36:56 PM
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These costumes are so powerful they blasted me through my wall and into my neighbor’s living room
9/27/2019, 5:59:14 PM
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THIS IS ONLY A SLIGHT EXAGGERATION, I AM TWEETING THIS FROM THE FLOOR
9/27/2019, 6:03:18 PM
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I've been going out of my way NOT to shorten "Pokemon Sun & Moon" to "Pokemon S&M," but, I mean, if the thigh-high boot fits...
9/30/2019, 1:06:39 PM
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"Paint me like one of your Kalos newts."
9/30/2019, 2:01:28 PM
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This is what happens when Altaria gets wet and I’m crying
9/30/2019, 2:57:38 PM
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Melemele Island Joy and Jenny hanging out off-the-clock is my favorite Alolan subplot
9/30/2019, 5:13:53 PM
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Pokemon: "A new Ultra Guardian sapped all the adults’ energy and made them totally exhausted!"
Me: "Ah so what you're saying is it made them adults."
9/30/2019, 5:22:00 PM
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"YOU'RE HELPING TO SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, DAMMIT."
BearMom is tough, but fair.
10/4/2019, 2:37:43 PM
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If Pikachu had a nickel for every time he's had to say goodbye to a best friend ;_;
10/4/2019, 2:50:09 PM
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Today on Pokemon: Ash and Kiawe join a cult
10/4/2019, 3:05:14 PM
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HEY KUKUI how bout you tell your wife that she's married to her celebrity freebie, HEY HOW BOUT YOU DO THAT ALREADY KUKUI
10/4/2019, 3:37:21 PM
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Fandom brings people together
10/4/2019, 3:48:15 PM
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I can't believe Faba's redemption arc is the best character development of the season
10/4/2019, 4:08:49 PM
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And that's a wrap on another delightful season of Sun & Moon!
It'll be a bit before I end another PokeThread, so please take some happy Rockets for the road~
10/4/2019, 4:34:27 PM
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